Game Of Thrones: 20 Best Internet Reactions To 'The Dance Of Dragons'

Just as other characters are seemingly sealing their own fates by being idiotically oblivious (Jon Snow, Meryn Trant and Cersei have all headed in that direction at one point or another), poor little Shireen had a dead meat sign slapped on her forehead the minute she made friends with Ser Davos.

The inexplicably Geordie (seriously, where the Hell does his accent come from when there aren't any other Geordie peasants in King's Landing?!) loner is pretty much doomed to see everything he has any affection for disappear horribly. Most things he touches turn to manure, despite his well-meaning demeanour, and when he had a heart to heart with Shireen before heading back to the Wall, he might as well have chopped her head off an had done with it.

And then, to top it all off, he gave her a present and said "I'll be right back." Smart move.