Game of Thrones Children's Game They Need To Make

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Here's one they missed... A Game of Thrones pack of Top Trumps. Competeable, Collectible and Compulsive the stockings of little children will all feature a fun surprise from the wild lands north of The Wall to the Southern shore of Dorne. Who could resist joining in with the War of the Five Kings in the safety of their own home!? (Just hope that The Mountain and his gang of rogues aren't riding by...)

To win the iron throne you need a very special set of skills so I've awarded our frustratingly honorable heroes and our devilishly hate-able villains a number out of ten for their Cunning, Strength, Wealth and Honour as well as noting to whom their allegiance is owed (does your character's allegiance come alphabetically before your opponent's?)

In Game of Thrones, regardless of whether you win or lose you're gonna get fudged by someone so I've also awarded our favorite characters points for their Sexual Prowess. So snuggle up with your family (although we request that you keep your sister at arm's length at all times) and join in the fun as I take you through the greatest pack of Top Trumps since those ones that compared all of the different kinds of Sharks.

1. Ned Stark

1. ned

Allegiance: The North Cunning: 0 Strength: 9 Wealth: 5 Honour: 10 Sexual Prowess: 7 (he fathered six children, he must be doing something right) Ned's a lovable fool, when most of us discover that the most powerful woman in seven kingdoms is cheating on her husband with her brother who fathered the three next heirs to her husband's throne, most of us would choose someone other than that very woman to be the very first person we'd tell. Not Ned though and that's why we love him so!
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