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11. Jorah Mormont

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Allegiance: Daenerys Cunning: 7 Strength: 7 Wealth: 0 Honour: 1 Sexual Prowess: 4 (he's a handsome man, he's just not getting any) Nicknamed Ser Friend-zoned by the Dothraki people Jorah was cast from his homeland by a furious Ned Stark for selling two poachers on his land as slaves. Luckily the broad he hooks up with, fervent anti-slavery activist Khalissi Daenerys Targaryan acts on a strictly 'its cool if you're in my posse' mentality.

12. Viserys Targaryen

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Allegiance: Himself Cunning: 0 Strength: 2 Wealth: 0 Honour: 0 Sexual Prowess: 2 Viserys lives a hard life, running from one luxuriously rich benefactor to another in the bountiful land of Essoss. Everyone pitied him greatly as they watched him sell his sister to the great Kahl Drogo and cried as they watched him getting cheated out of his rightful payment of a vicious army. Also he sexually harasses his sister.

13. Jon Snow

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Allegiance: The Night's Watch Cunning: 6 Strength: 7 Wealth: 0 Honour: 9 Sexual Prowess: 3 Ned Stark's bastard son lived a troubled life growing up with a woman that hated him as the closest thing to a mother. Consequently he seeks a career as a ranger of the Night's Watch. What he lacks in sexual experience he more than makes up for in the sullen face department.
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