Game Of Thrones Power Rankings: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

10. Tyrion Lannister

The episode may have ended with Tyrion and Jorah being captured by slavers, but the imp still managed to show off the wits we have come to know and love him for. Faced with death, or at least castration, he manages to turn it around so that the slavers are actually a little wary of Jorah - convincing them of his fighting prowess - and instead of taking their lives or their manhoods, will be taking them to where they were headed anyway. It€™s not an ideal situation, but a lot better than where they would have been without Tyrion€™s quick-thinking and ability to seemingly talk his way out of any situation, which will no doubt come in handy with his captors again later on. He also got to deliver one of the best lines of the episode, when the slavers are threatening to remove a particular part of his anatomy, and he argues you need the dwarf to prove who it belonged to. Peter Dinklage totally nailed-it (obviously): Slaver: "It will be a dwarf-sized c**k!' Tyrion: "Guess. Again!"
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NCTJ-qualified journalist. Most definitely not a racing driver. Drink too much tea; eat too much peanut butter; watch too much TV. Sadly only the latter paying off so far. A mix of wise-old man in a young man's body with a child-like wonder about him and a great otherworldly sensibility.