Game Of Thrones Power Rankings: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

9. C**k Merchant

"The dwarf lives until we find a c**k merchant."
Thanks to the episode, and the aforementioned scene featuring Tyrion and the slavers, we now know that there exists, somewhere in this fantasy world, a c**k merchant. Which is presumably exactly as it sounds. We don€™t meet said dealer in the episode - and it€™s unlikely we ever will - but it€™s good to know they're out there. What exactly does one do? How does one become a c**k merchant? Is it a prosperous business? These are the questions we won€™t be getting answers to, but a person who trades in such things must hold some degree of power.
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NCTJ-qualified journalist. Most definitely not a racing driver. Drink too much tea; eat too much peanut butter; watch too much TV. Sadly only the latter paying off so far. A mix of wise-old man in a young man's body with a child-like wonder about him and a great otherworldly sensibility.