Game Of Thrones Season 7: 30 WTF Moments

6. Kicked In The Not-Dick

After years of heinous suffering - mostly brought on by his own betrayal of the Starks and a foolish reliance on Ramsay's help - Theon Greyjoy finally got a reason to be thankful that he had been parted from his penis when he tried to lead his men in a rescue mission for Yara.

Faced with a mutiny, the snivelling turncoat stood up to his tormenter, only to be thrashed almost to a pulp and embarrassed in front of his men. But then his lack of a penis really came into its own as he was kneed there repeatedly by a confusingly surprised by the fact that he has no dick. Even though he definitely knew that.

And after all of that, it turns out Euron definitely isn't where Theon thinks he is, and his heroic turn will ultimately lead to absolutely no immediate reward.