Game Of Thrones: 10 Funniest Jokes In HBO's Long Story Short

2. George's Report Card

George R. R. Martin has been very supportive of the show, even letting Weiss and Benioff in on the planned conclusion to the series, which makes the video's efforts to paint him as a villainous mastermind all the more amusing. Martin has said that he watches every episode and he's even written a few himself, but does he grade them on a report card like a schoolteacher? One can only hope. The makers of Long Story Short have created a little report card which includes categories in which any good Game of Thrones episode must excel. These are: ample gory deaths, dragons, White Walkers, urge to slap Joffrey, body parts lost, and more deaths. It's only missing gratuitous sex, but that's because Weiss and Benioff swear they don't know what you mean. "Gratuitous sex? Where?"