7. All The Crows Except Jon Snow
Yes, all of them. What is wrong with all of these guys? Who would gladly volunteer for the worst life ever? And what moronic nobles would squabble amongst themselves while a ragtag group of dishonest criminals and disgraced sons fight to protect the entire land from threats much greater than all the evils of Westeros put together? Seriously, the crows are one big group of fail. Always at each other's throats, always running away from danger, and always punishing themselves stupidly like the monks from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Not only are these guys one big joke except for Jon Snow and the late Lord Commander, besides Samwell they aren't even a likable joke. I'll give them props for the name Castle Black and an entire wall made of ice and that's about where my respect for them ends. Honestly, the White Walkers can't come soon enough.