How I Met Your Mother: 10 Most Embarrassing Moments

3. Randy Wharmpess

Poor old Randy suffers from a quite unfortunate affliction whereby he has an obvious tell when he gets a little too excited; he gets a raging nosebleed. He's generally a very unlucky guy and this just compounds his misfortune. It's thought that Robin has slept with Mr. Wharmpess, but he corrects that with a classic line. He says he only went home and had a shower and that "even in the shower, the farthest we ever get is hugging". It almost sounds sweet, although the thought of it is rather more creepy. He really is a walking disaster; in the episode Rebound Bro, Barney tries to pass him off as one of the leading experts on Koalas in Australia. His natural lack of suave makes him say his favourite thing about koalas is eating them; "their meat is delicious." he's so painful to watch but almost endearing. He gets his happy ending eventually when, by getting fired, he can realise his dream and create his own beer. Good on you Randy.