How I Met Your Mother: All Of Robin's Love Interests Ranked Worst To Best

Robin dates Max and PJ at different times. She is rather bored a little lonely on both occasions and only dates them to pass the time. Both relationships are doomed from the start and never really go anywhere.

Ted hires PJ as an assistant for his architectural firm, Mosbius Designs, which also goes nowhere. He works from the apartment he shares with Robin. PJ hoards the bathroom key and insists that Robin has to seek permission before using it. She finds this somehow erotic and an affair is born. She loses interest in him when he gets fired and reignites the affair once he is rehired.

Max is a friend of Marshall’s from law school that Robin meets and dates after the gang races off to confirm an apparent sighting of Woody Allen at a steakhouse. The show doesn’t spend much time on this relationship. All we learn is that Max has a small penis and Robin is into some weird stuff in the bedroom. They break up and their story is never explored any further.