If The Walking Dead Was Written From Daryl's Perspective

Every fan of the Walking Dead will have certain expectations for every episode; Rick will talk about solemnly about survival, Carl will be whiny as hell (making you inevitably hope that this is the one where he dies) and Daryl will do something very manly whilst looking very dirty. Daryl is one of the show's favourite characters precisely because of his loyal devotion to his friends - even if it is guarded - and his unfailing ability to kill walkers in any and all conceivable manner. He is the ultimate man; a primal hunter with both a bad side and a soft side and when you see him cry, you cry too and get up off of your sofa and lick the television screen to comfort him. Okay, so maybe that's just some fans. And because he is one of your favourites, it would be interesting to see the journey from his perspective. To be honest, it's a travesty that the Walking Dead spin-off hasn't focused on the volatile anti-hero, because it's fairly obvious that his perception of the show's events would be really quite something...

"Big Ears Is A Bit Of A Douche"

If anyone locked your brother up on a roof and then dropped the key into a drain, you're going to be pretty angry. It just makes it worse that the deer you've had your eye on for ages - because you love you some venison - has just been eaten by walkers. You wouldn't want those squirrels anymore either. "Big Ears can get your damn dirty hands off me 'coz this sh*t right here is illegal. Good Cop, help me find my brother so we can share a sweet squirrel banquet."