3. Lactokinesis
'Lactokinesis' is the ability to manipulate milk and dairy products, and is used by Brian in episode six of the second season. Brian shows that he has a special talent when it comes to milk, and is seen making milk pour from an upright bottle into his cereal bowl. Great. You are the champion of breakfast. Congratulations. Okay, so 'Lactokinesis' isn't
completely pointless, and actually, Brian uses it quite wickedly in an attempt to kill the other Misfits by wrapping the mozzarella Nathan ate around his central cortex, paralyzing him. He also uses his power to move greek yoghurt within a person up into the trachea, choking them to death. However, this so-called power is completely ineffectual on those who are lactose intolerant, rendering Brian a nerdy kid with the mere ability to prepare a mean bowl of Kellogg's.