Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

12. She's Got A Point

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"My poor baby, he's so confused. He doesn’t realize she's a whore. You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you’ve got Rihanna. Yes. Yes. Yes, I know that Rihanna is black, thank you." - Morello

Episode - Hugs Can Be Deceiving

She's got a point. After all Morello is absolutely adorable. Granted, she's a perpetual liar with a massive obsession about a guy she went on one date with, but that doesn't detract from the point. Though it does imply something about Rihanna's state of mind.

Oh, and poor Jessica Simpson!

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Lee Price is a writer for 411mania.com and Starburst Magazine, which is published in the UK. He is currently working as a freelance writer. He hopes to one day fund his addiction to video games by writing about video games, and he maintains a sporadically updated blog at leesrandombulls*it.wordpress.com