Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

11. The Specifics Of Mutation

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"That’s not how mutation works. Our babies would be the ones born with the fish gills and extra fingers. What we’d have is a bunch of different cancers and lesions" - Crazy Eyes

Episode - Fake It Til You Fake It Some More

The inimitable Crazy Eyes shoots down the entire concept of the X-Men with one line. Unless all of the parents of mutants suffered from cancers and lesions and that was just left out of the comics.

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Lee Price is a writer for 411mania.com and Starburst Magazine, which is published in the UK. He is currently working as a freelance writer. He hopes to one day fund his addiction to video games by writing about video games, and he maintains a sporadically updated blog at leesrandombulls*it.wordpress.com