Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

"I, too, was once embarrassed and squeamish by my personal eau de parfum. But then I thought, 'Why should I be ashamed? Isn't that a part of the self-hatred that has been bred into me by the patriarchy? And are those same men that would shame me not the same men that would wear my panties on their faces, inhaling deeply?'

Ladies, now is the time to be bold.

For when these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character. Let them smell daring and courage. Let them smell women who are unabashed and un-self-conscious.

And let them say that Litchfield Litchfield is a place where women love their bodies and have love to spare.

Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world. And in that way long after we are gone our smell our smell will linger in some gas station in Toronto, in some office cubicle in Tokyo.

And in that way, we are known. And in that way, we are remembered.

Do you want to be remembered?

Then sweat profusely, and fart with abandon, and make a reek." - Piper

Episode - Fear, and Other Smells

Every business needs a motivational leader. Somebody who can speak up and inspire the workforce when they are at their lowest ebb. Even if said business revolves around used panties and vag sweat.