Spotting mysterious chickens, falling back in love with the woman who got her locked up, winding up with a powerful enemy in Mr Healy and almost getting shanked to death by a crazy Christian are just some of the many, many problems facing Piper as we prepare ourselves for season two of Orange Is the New Black. We're all asking ourselves - where the heck does our heroine go from here? Things look pretty bleak for the blonde, who will probably end up with an extended prison sentence for her beating up of Pennsatucky, while she also has to contend with the departure of her girlfriend Alex, who will only briefly feature in season two. Then there's her ruined relationship with Larry, who appears to want nothing more to do with her, and the very real likelihood that a not-dead Pennsatucky wants to plot her terrible revenge. We can only hope that things get a little brighter for Piper in season two, but we wouldn't bank on it. What questions do you want answered in season two? Let us know in the comment section, below.
Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.