Scrubs: 10 Worst Things JD Has Ever Done

6. He Killed A Family's Pony

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Over the years, JD has come up with plenty of different schemes and ways to try and get women to like him. There was 'Nappy', the ice-breaking puppet, pretending to work in a soup kitchen, and of course, always dropping into the conversation that he is a doctor.

With Julie he wanted to try and old method with which he had had varying success to say the least. This move saw JD speed down the road and pretend the breaks were out. Apparently it got him laid in high school once, but when he tried it with Elliott, he ran over and killed a family's pony.

This wasn't even the first time he had an accident on the road. While on a date with Alex in season one, he ran over a raccoon because he was starting at her instead of the road. A similar thing happened with Kylie and a possum in season four, before he ran over a homeless man while leaving the vet's.

At some point he surely has to realise that when he drives on dates, bad things happen to innocent things. Maybe just get a taxi next time?

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