Why He Should Die: Known only by the name "Blue-Haired Lawyer", this shady character is the nasally, weaselly lawyer of Mr. Burns, frequently opposing The Simpsons in court and, despite his obnoxious demeanour, usually making reasoned points to the judge. He's a hotshot lawyer and a member of the Republican Party: why wouldn't you want him dead? Method Of Death: Being murdered in or outside court are the most likely options, but this might be too obvious: perhaps even the Blue-Haired Lawyer will eventually be pushed too far by Mr. Burns and, after opposing him, is either dropped through Burns' trap door, or fed to his hounds. How Likely Is It?: Blue-Haired Lawyer doesn't show up much these days, so he could be killed off without too much fuss, and given the years of intermittent anguish and annoyance he's given fans, it would be a cathartic moment indeed. What did you think of Rabbi Krustofski's demise? And who would you like to see bite the bullet in a future episode? Shout it out in the comments!
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
