It's not from the Springfield Shopper, but it's still a pretty fantastic headline. Unless you're Todd. Or maybe Rod. Bart's put his neighbour's toy printing press to good use on this one! It can be found in Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily in season seven, another great season for Simpsons headlines. In the end, the Simpson kids, who have been placed under the care of the Flanders family by Child Services, wind up printing a "we miss you letter" on the back of this paper for their mom and dad.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.