You might want to be a Bart, but face it, you're probably just another Milhouse. Just why do fourth graders need a daily anyway? We'll never know. However, this particular paper can be found in the brilliant Evita spoof The President Wore Pearls in season fifteen, where Lisa takes on the titular role.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.