Sons Of Anarchy: 20 Best Lines
6. "I'm Gonna Dunk My Balls In Your Mouth..."
"I'm gonna dunk my balls in your mouth, your gonna gag, I'm gonna laugh, we'll be best friends forever." - Tig (From "Patch Over", Season One Episode Five)
Just in case that earlier line about Tig's messed-up-ness, this little interaction with Juice early on in Sons Of Anarchy elucidates perfectly. When Juice suggests that maybe they need to bond a little and start getting on, Tig immediately starts undoing his belt and states the above intention. Gross, childish, and absolutely laugh-out-loud.