South Park: 10 Times Eric Cartman Got What He Deserved

Episode: HUMANCENTiPAD (Season 15, Episode 1)

Cartman has grown up getting his own way for years because of how bad his mother’s parenting skills are. And after being humiliated at school for not having the latest iPad, he’s just got to have it. His mother Liane can’t afford the iPad but is willing to buy him a less expensive Toshiba Handbook. Cartman causes a scene in the department store and Liane won’t tolerate it (this may be the first time she’s ever stood up to her own son and honestly, good for her).

Cartman is so infuriated by his mom not letting him have the iPad that he goes on the Dr Phil show to accuse Liane of "f*cking him." Though he doesn't mean that sense, the audience misinterpret this as sexual molestation so as a consolation gift, he is given the first ever Humancentipad. It’s a device that supports web browsing and e-mail and uniquely defecates in Kyle Broflovski’s mouth – all details which excite Cartman.

His new possession is short-lived as Kyle’s father Gerald puts an end to the Humancentipad and frees his son of having to literally eat poop. Cartman is livid that his dreams have been crushed and begins to excoriate God for ‘f*cking’ him too. In return, he is struck by lightning.

The final image shows a crying, severely hurt Cartman in a hospital bed whilst his mother sits beside him completely unbothered with her book. It’s a wonderful sight.