7. Lemmiwinks
'A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead'
Who know one class pet's journey through a gay man's ass could also be a journey into our hearts, Lemmiwinks is indeed the coolest gerbil I've ever encountered in any type of media. Lemmiwinks is the 4th Graders class pet and as Mr Garrison tries to get fired, he inserts Lemmiwinks into Mr Slave's behind. What follows is an epic tale of survival as Lemmiwinks climbs through Mr Slave's innards to get back to the real world. On the way he is aided by three mystical guardians - the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catatafish who are all as hilarious as they sound. Lemmiwinks stole the show in the episode The Death Camp of Tolerance and he even reappeared as the newly appointed Gerbil King in the recent episode 'Bass to Mouth' where he had to fight his evil brother WikiLeaks. Only South Park could bring us a tale so wrought with fun. Not to mention musically accompanied.