6. Mr Mackay
'Drugs are bad, m'kay'
Mr Mackay is the school counsellor and ever since his musical number in 'South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut', he has been stealing the show ever since. Mackay is always looking out for the children and isn't afraid to call their parents in but he is also one to lend an ear in troubling times. The episode 'Insheeption' takes a journey into Mackay's subconscious as he, Stan and a sheep herder (sorry, hoarder) travel into his dream to find the source of his hoarding ways. The episode includes a fun look at what Mackay was like as a child, which is basically a smaller version of him now. Another highlight of Mr Mackay's career in South Park include throwing Eric Cartman (literally) under a bus to try and save his and other teachers jobs. Mackay isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.