2. Randy Marsh
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
Randy is Stan's hapless father, and he is also one of South Park's most consistently hilarious characters. Whether he is actively trying to get cancer or farting into a microphone for his Tween Wave band, Randy is often controversial in his actions, but his warm heart and devotion to his dreams always win us round. Randy never used to be that big of a character in South Park (having only one line in the movie) but in recent years, he has grown into a character who could probably hold an entire series on his own. Other Randy Marsh highlights include writing a Broadway musical just so his wife will give him oral sex, buying many Magaritavilles, and driving his family halfway across the country in search of an elusive bit of Internet.