6. Crack Baby Basketball
Episode: 'Crack Baby Athletic Association' (S15) In one of his more morose schemes, Cartman volunteered at a 'crack baby' ward under the masquerade of merely being a kind little boy. In fact, he was making the diseased babies fight over drugs, recording it and putting it up on the internet. 'Crack Baby Basketball' was a hit, making Cartman and his team lots of money. Cartman even roped Kyle along with the promise of a hot tub filled with KFC gravy. Eventually Kyle sees the error of his ways, but all is lost when EA trick Cartman into signing over the entire rights to the sport. Dastardly EA don't even give the boys any free video games. First Mass Effect 3 and now this.