5. Special Olympics Tryouts
Episode: 'Up The Down Steroid' (S8) The Special Olympics are in town and Jimmy and Timmy are busy getting ready for tryouts. Cartman sees an opening for a scheme so offensive that it could only come from his mind (and only South Park could get away with it). Cartman poses as a mentally handicapped person thinking that he will win the Olympics for sure. He ropes his mum into taking him to the tryouts, and he is finally all set to take his place as Special Olympics champion. Of course, in true South Park style, the joke is really on Eric himself. He hasn't taken into account that he has to actually do sports, or that the other athletes are far from the pushovers he expects. Instead, Cartman comes last in everything and his Special Olympics dreams are ruined.