South Park Elementary: Every Faculty Member Ranked Worst To Best

7. Ms. Stevenson

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If you don't recognise this character right away, then maybe the title of her episode might jog your memory; "Miss Teacher Bangs A Student". Only South Park could make such a horrific crime hilarious.

Ms Stevenson is a testament to the fact that you don't need any more than one episode to make an impact, as she easily skips over much more illustrious characters despite arriving and departing in one bitesize piece.

"Miss Teacher Bangs A Student" spins the yarn of Ms Stevenson's relationship with Kyle's little brother Ike, as she goes from his kindergarten teacher to his lover and seems wholly in love. The pair's relationship is as disturbing as it is hilarious, and that's complemented by the fact that the police don't take it seriously because "she's hot".

In the end, she turns into a slightly erratic and oblivious person who goes down a rabbit hole and tries to take Ike with her. While this sounds awful on paper, it actually makes for one of the shows most hilarious and scathing social commentaries, so she definitely deserves a higher place, despite her crimes. "Nice".

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