South Park's 10 Most Savage Parody Episodes Ever

In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", Cartman becomes the hall monitor at school, and, if history has taught us anything, nothing is worse than Cartman with "Authoritah". Suffice it to say, he's incredibly strict and merciless and has adopted the image of Dog the Bounty Hunter, complete with shades and mullet.

The episode is worth it alone for Cartman's recreation of the theme music, singing the lyrics himself. It's a fantastic send-up of a weirdly popular show, complete with the rest of the cast, including the Dog's wife Beth who has been gifted a bosom that completely covers her face.

The B story involves Ike falling in love with his kindergarten teacher (he's more mature than the other students). Kyle isn't happy and constantly attempts to put a stop to it because it's totally inappropriate. She's later found out and arrested, but by blaming her behaviour on alcoholism, she's just given a stint in rehab. She and Ike then attempt to flee the country together.

Cartman isn't happy because all of this is in violation of the Hall Monitor law. The conclusion is naturally melodramatic and violent.