“You Mind Doing A Little Bit Of Thinking With Your Upstairs Brain, Dean?”
"A Dentist Drilled A Guy To Death."
"Turns Out Harold Was Stealing The Other Residents' Viagra."
“Hey. You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People. And Douchebags.”
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