"I'm The New Homo In Town."
"I Don't Have Valentine's Day Plans, Which Is Why I Booked Time On The Big Telescope That Night."
"Cute Is For Bunnies. I Want To Be Something With Sex Appeal. Like A Labradoodle."
"I Want You To Know I'm Done Being Scared."
Laura Holmes hasn't written a bio just yet, but if they had... it would appear here.
