The Boys: 10 WORST Powers

This is a rather awkward entry to discuss, but having a *ahem* stretchable manhood is a ridiculous power. The show has never tried to make this "gift" seem like anything but a joke, but still, it deserves a place here because having a "love sausage" would really be more of a hindrance than anything else.

Now, there may be some men reading right now who think to themselves, "hell no, this would be awesome!" but think about it. Imagine trying to pee with something like that, or cleaning yourself, or lo and behold, fighting crime.

If you decided to use this thing as a weapon in your superhero ventures, then you'd be throwing the most sensitive part of your body at the bad guys. Even if it is exceptionally durable, you'd still be serving up your nether regions on a platter to people who actively want to hurt you. Where's the sense in that?

This power will only serve you well if you're getting up to the kind of things Love Sausage does. But even then, that thing is surely going to hurt more than it helps.