The Office: 10 Weirdest Things Found In Dunder Mifflin

"Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees, and every day people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?"

As well as being a dedicated student of karate, Dwight Schrute happens to be a bit of a weapons nut.

Across nine seasons of The Office, the proprietor of Schrute Farms was revealed to have a literal armory of weird and wonderful weapons stored around the office. Pepper spraying Roy to prevent him from attacking Jim was shocking in itself, but the ridiculously excessive armaments Dwight has stored in various tactical positions around the office make his choice of weapon in that sequence pale in comparison.

As well as having a knife handily strapped to his leg - in the likely event he needs to disembowl a CPR dummy on short notice - Dwight's weapons include nunchucks, throwing stars and a literal samurai sword. While many are duly confiscated over the years, the seemingly unending array of murderous implements that the current regional manager of Dunder Mifflin possesses hidden in various handy locations seem more suited to a zombie movie than a show about a paper company.

Toby tried telling him the same thing for years - you can't bring weapons into the office. Dwight offered the same response each time.

"As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm gonna kill you."