The Simpsons: 15 Most Hilarious Ralph Wiggum Moments

6. "I Bent My Wookie"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9MTejMEUJU&t=1m46s The Episode: Season 6, Episode 2 (Lisa's Rival) The Gag: Lisa and Allison's competitive streak gets the better of them during Springfield's annual diorama competition, and so Principal Skinner ends up declaring Ralph the winner with his collection of Star Wars figures, including Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Chewbacca. Ralph is merrily heading home when he trips over, crushing his beloved, perfectly preserved action figures, which are now broken. Ralph lets out the immortal line, "I bent my Wookie", which aside from sounding like something naughty a kid would say, is also just freaking hilarious any way you cut it. Lisa and Allison help him up, leading to the aforementioned "My cat's breath smells like cat food" zinger.