The Simpsons: 15 Most Hilarious Ralph Wiggum Moments

5. "Why Do People Run From Me?"

https://youtu.be/NOVf-AW4d_o The Episode: Season 13, Episode 20 (Little Girl in the Big Ten) The Gag: After Lisa makes friends with some college girls who offer her a ride in their car, she has to pretend she's also a college student. Ralph nearly blows it for her by saying, "See you tomorrow, Lisa! We find out what five minus three is!", at which point she speedily makes the girls drive away before he can say anything else. Ralph is left by himself, staring into the distance as he says, "Why do people run from me?" and pees his pants. After a slightly disconcerted look of concentration, when he's finished peeing, he smiles in a way that's both hilarious and creepy.