If you were a God, you'd always be home. Also from season thirteen, from The Frying Game, this church marquee lampoons one of the most annoying signs in roadside history, the "If you were/lived in _____, you'd be home by now!" That's great. And completely unhelpful, sign makers! It's lame advertising, just stop!
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.
