The Simpsons: 25 Best Church Marquees

4. We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases

You should probably just look elsewhere for consolation. If not, please keep sobbing to a minimum, as there's a high stakes bingo game going on in the church basement! Season twenty-three's Them, Robot saw the church marquee gag continue with this entry. All joking aside, consider the message behind this: an awful lot of people seek consolation from religion. In fact, between that and forgiveness you have the major draw of most faiths. Yet few practitioners put in the work - they just want to take that easy get out of jail card when they need it, or find comfort when they're down. Maybe that's a tad too serious, but even Reverend Lovejoy has questioned his faith.
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.