The Simpsons: 25 Best Church Marquees

3. Communion In 30 Minutes Or Less Or Your Service Is Free!

Aww, thirty minutes?!? I can't wait that long, I want it now! This marquee from season twenty-four's A Tree Grows In Springfield speaks to the needs of our instant, have it your way society: fast food, fast transit, fast religion? It's a pretty simple joke, and a sign that as the show has gotten older, it has lost none of its ability to successfully plant these little jokes in the background. Is there a discount deal if you have twins?
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.