Heartfelt Conversation 1: Eric tells Pam about his sister. Pam points out that they have a very emotionally one-sided relationship, and Eric tells her to get over it because Timing. Pam is hurt.
Heartfelt Conversation 2: Eric and Nora talk about whether theres anything in the vampire bible (remember that? Its a vampire bible) that could explain the whole what happens when you OD on Lillith thing, to which the answer is no, because apparently no other vampire in the history of time has thought of drinking all 20 drops of Lillith blood. Eric and Nora fight about this, and Nora points out that her faith was everything and then says that they have to destroy Lillith, which doesnt make sense if you think about it, so dont think about it. Jessica overhears and gets mad that they want to kill Bill, apparently forgetting the whole naked evil Superman situation. Sookie tries to get covered-in-vampire-blood-Jason to go talk to Jessica, but he refuses, so the Bestest-sorto-Stepmom-ever takes over.
Heartfelt Conversation 3: Pam talks about how she hates the beach, and Tara says love doesnt have to be a competition Recapper: Why the hell are you talking about feelings? Is this really the time to talk about feelings? Where did you even get that? Pam apparently finds the whole thing touching, and starts crying on Taras shoulder. Then, for the first time like, ever, True Blood cuts to another scene during the inappropriately timed while covered in blood sex in favor of