Heartfelt Conversation 4: Sookie and Jessica talk about their feelings for Bill. Sookie says Bill was her first everything, and loving hims in her blood. Recapper: Thats not how it works Then they talk about their feelings and how Bill is or isnt dead but is definitely scary. So they have some quality girl-girl nonsexual bonding time, which the show needs more of. Sookie is kinda sweet to Jessica, which memory tells us always leads to good things.
Less-Heartfelt Conversation 5: Nora decides brain-raping Jason is a good idea because of how well he reacts to vampire crap, and Eric asks who the fuck is Warlow? which is a nice reminder of how minor that plot is so far. Jason says Warlow was floating in the air in Sookies bathroom, which Eric points out is ridiculous.
Recapper: Eric is very close to being reinstated as The Best. All he has to do is avoid making puppy eyes at Sookie.
Heartfelt Conversation 6: Jason says hes been dead inside since he found out Warlow killed his parents, which seems odd but whatever. Jason starts to try to kill Nora, and everyone comes back. Sookie suddenly decides to take a bullet for Nora (who, if I recall correctly, tried to eat her like three times in the last 12 hours, but never mind), and Jason yells a lot and says Sookie is dead to him after insulting Tara (who now has sand in her cooch from Lesbian Beach Sex).
Heartfelt conversations out of the way, Jessica suddenly freaks out because Bills sire bond apparently still lets him call her even though he broke it way back in Season 3. Sookie has her quota 1 sensible moment in the episode and says will somebody please stop her. Eric zooms around in front of her and she start puking blood all over, grabbing his legs, and tearing her shirt down so we can see her boobs. Eric makes this face
And is officially The Best. Pam says goodbye to Jessica meanly, Nora points out that Lillith is going to kill everyone, Jessica screams some more, and Sookie decides they have to go see Bill now, which seems odd but whatever. Then she drives Jessica to Castle Compton. Recapper: What? Why the hell are you going to see the crazy evil naked Superman? Are you going to glow-lamp at him, or just yell about how hes a bad boyfriend? Whats the plan? Eric and Nora fly off, Pam and Tara apparently walk back to Shreveport in an hour.