The Snarkiest True Blood Season 6 Recap - Episode 1
Emma managed to fall asleep while running for her life and right after her mother died in front of her, in the arms of her mothers 2-week-old boyfriend. Or is it three weeks? Ive lost track, sorry. Anyway, Lafayette now sleeps at Merlottes because drunk driving killsso I guess he probably lives at Merlottesand tells Sam that Luna is famous, and also he was more scared by her than by Dance Moms. Then he delivers the most charming line of the episode: You want something deep fried, dipped in sugar, and fried all over again? Then he and Sam have a Serious Conversation, leaving Emma alone in a strange and dark place. Sam has some lines in this scene too. Recapper: Is Lafayette really your first choice for babysitter? Also, I wonder how long itll be before Sookie is recruited to babysit the werewolf offspring in the worst-parenting-decision-ever?