The Snarkiest True Blood Season 6 Recap - Episode 1

22 Emma managed to fall asleep while running for her life and right after her mother died in front of her, in the arms of her mother€™s 2-week-old boyfriend. Or is it three weeks? I€™ve lost track, sorry. Anyway, Lafayette now sleeps at Merlotte€™s because drunk driving kills€”so I guess he probably lives at Merlotte€™s€”and tells Sam that Luna is famous, and also he was more scared by her than by €œDance Moms.€ 23 Then he delivers the most charming line of the episode: €œYou want something deep fried, dipped in sugar, and fried all over again?€ Then he and Sam have a Serious Conversation, leaving Emma alone in a strange and dark place. Sam has some lines in this scene too. Recapper: Is Lafayette really your first choice for babysitter? Also, I wonder how long it€™ll be before Sookie is recruited to babysit the werewolf offspring in the worst-parenting-decision-ever?
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Rebecca Kulik lives in Iowa, reads an obsence amount, watches way too much television, and occasionally studies for her BA in History. Come by her personal pop culture blog at tyrannyofthepetticoat.wordpress.com and her reading blog at journalofimaginarypeople.wordpress.com.