Alcide has a nice butt and nice chest. Danielle (I cannot believe I remember her name) has a nice everything. Then Ricky comes up and reminds everyone that she is much, much hotter than random werewolf chicks. So she takes a dominant position in a threesome. Recapper: This is because you skipped the inappropriately timed cover in blood lesbian beach sex earlier, isnt it?
Ricky: Im your number one bitch. Empowerment!
Tara tries to whinily talk about her feelings some more, and frames Pam and Eric as an abusive relationship because transferring. Pam explains that they will not be the new Sookie and Bill, or the new Sookie and Eric, or whoever was the last couple the theme song applied to. Then crazy expensively armed SWAT duded come in to close down an obviously closed bar, and shoot Tara when she gets mouthy. She does not die. Recapper: You have terrible aim, dumbass.