Twin Peaks: 10 Characters That Must Return For Season 3
7. Audrey Horne
When it comes to the powerful Horne family in Twin Peaks, there are so many unanswered questions: Did Ben give up his evil ways and become a Senator? Did they save the pine weasel? And are Audrey and Ben even still alive? When Audrey was last seen, she had handcuffed herself to the door of a bank vault as a form of protest. When Andrew Packard and Pete opened a safety deposit box in the same room, she may or may not have been blown up by the bomb inside. Meanwhile, her father was punched in the face by Doc Hayward, and sent spiraling into a fireplace where he cracked open his head and appeared unconscious. So is anyone taking care of Johnny? While there is a strangely large number of beautiful women in Twin Peaks, perhaps it was Audrey who captured the most mens hearts. Besides all of America, even Dale Cooper seemed tempted by the forbidden fruit of the 18-year-old during his investigation. We recently saw actress Sherilyn Fenn in Ray Donovan as well as the God-awful Brittany Murphy Story. Perhaps a return to Twin Peaks can wash away the stench of that last one. Also, here's to hoping that Billy Zanes character never returned from his business trip. Let's say that James Hurley and him are just hanging out together in Mexico.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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