10 Absolute Worst Matches In WWE Survivor Series History
4. Big Show Vs. Big Boss Man, Mideon, Prince Albert & Viscera (1999)
Remember that time the Big Boss Man invaded Big Show's father's funeral then escaped with 'The World's Largest Athlete' attached to the casket like a limpet? Of course you do. It's one of the most infamous segments in SmackDown history, and this, effectively, was the follow-up.
Show was originally supposed to side with a crack jobber team of Funaki, Taka Michinoku, and The Blue Meanie against Boss Man's gang of nerds. That plan went awry when the seven-footer beat the snot out of his supposed allies on Sunday night Heat, turning it into a wretched 4-on-1 handicap that succeeded in its goal of giving Show momentum before he was substituted into the night's main event, but produced little else of note throughout its mercifully brief 87 second runtime.
The sight of Show Chokeslamming the 500lb Viscera was impressive, and the contest's only highlight. It was no more than a procession of worthless Attitude Era geeks marching themselves into a woodchipper, but the seven-footer at least left the building looking like the man, having pinned Triple H to capture the WWE Championship.