10 Absolute Worst Wrestlers To Win WWE Titles
6. Mideon
It's important to point out that Dennis Knight, the man behind the Mideon persona, has since become a chef and businessman of some renown in his life after wrestling, because as a wrestler, he was putrid.
The Ed Leslie to Undertaker's Hulk Hogan, Mideon chugged through the WWF system under various gimmicks through nepotism: as a pig farmer, hired goon, and satanic disciple, he had three more personas than good performances. His physique was atrocious, his style somehow worse. He was a brawler, probably, in lieu of a complete inability to do anything else, and he wrestled as if he had no flexibility whatsoever.
That he was even able to move with concrete knees was fairly impressive. Less impressive was the way, deep into his career, he was still incapable of feeding a clothesline and throwing himself over the top rope. This list was pitched not be cruel, but to possibly happen upon a half-decent roast gag or two. But even under that premise, Mideon can only be described as a sack of sh*t, God love him.
He won the European Title at one point, and was a former Tag Team Champion alongside Henry O. Godwinn. You couldn't even put lipstick on his old acronym to make his work look good.