10 Absolute Worst Wrestlers To Win WWE Titles

4. Kelly Kelly

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Many of the Divas weren't trained to be wrestlers, not properly, so it's unfair to go too far in that direction, but an exception must be made.

Kelly Kelly never learned how to run run the rope ropes, which is somewhat crucial in grasping the art.

John Laurinaitis recruited her, and perhaps should have trained her, too: "Yes, the ropes are stiff, but if you achieve the right action, you can get the rhythm down pat and the results will come - much like the way I masturbated over you in the swimsuit magazine that convinced me to hire you."

Kelly Kelly simply moved towards the vicinity of the ropes, gently landed her back on them, and rebounded with no momentum because she didn't rebound. Kelly Kelly never needed to be a technically gifted wrestler. She was promoted as eye candy, but had a certain charm and presence with which she got over - but Christ alive did her sh*t look weak. A half-decent gymnast who could get herself about a bit with zero intensity, perhaps her father was Tom Tom Magee Magee. She captured the Divas Championship on one occasion, holding it across the summer of 2011.

There was another abomination to worry about, so it was fine.

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