10 Absolute Worst Wrestlers To Win WWE Titles

3. Sable

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Sable had one good showing, at WrestleMania XIV, in a mixed tag match laid out immaculately to conceal her flaws and maximise how over she was. It was a masterful, professional job by Luna Vachon, realistically; her ability to sell for such weak offence was helped by tag team partners TAFKAGoldust and the crowd, under the "I will cheer under the hope that you'll shag me" principle.

Vachon loathed Sable, feeling that she was either ungrateful or actually had no idea that it was her making Sable look even vaguely competent. She also probably disliked her for endangering her person every time they interacted.

Sable, to set up the Sable Bomb, would aim a kick about a good inch away from Luna's hip - and thus several inches from the actual target - and yank her by the hair into the starting position. She lacked the strength to pull it off, which required a genuine feat of contortion on Vachon's part. Tori failed little better at WrestleMania XV, at which Sable just let go. Her Ganso bomb was significantly better, marking her the sixth Pillar of Heaven after Jun Akiyama.

Marc Mero's career died for that.

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