10 Absolutely RIDICULOUS Wrestling Theme Lyrics
1. Stephanie McMahon - Welcome To The Queendom
Seriously, f*ck off.
The second line of Stephanie McMahon's 'Welcome To The Queendom' theme is harrowing. A bone-chilling threat.
'Never gonna be done'
Never gonna be done belittling everyone around her. Never gonna be done infecting the WWE product with her marketing. Never gonna be done screeching the words Monday Night RAWWWWW.
'Y'all gonna hate me now'
Yeah, no sh*t. It is very counterproductive when you slap grown men to no rebuttal, but at least you have decided whether or not you are actually a heel.
'I'll just turn that around and make you love me, love me, love me'
Seriously, f*ck off.
She turns heel again by...bragging about characteristics most humans share - 'hips, lips, hair' - before aiming a knife directly into your kneecap. This it. This is the most infuriatingly ridiculous pro wrestling theme lyric ever:
'Self-made'
Self-made. Stephanie worked her way up to the top of WWE having started out as a receptionist, and while this is true, it wasn't as if she was doing this as a small-town girl on a hope and prayer. She was probably going to get the job.
'She stops, dudes stare - chicks do too'
Everybody wants to bang the Billion Dollar Princess. Even her own father, that's how hot she is!
'With the speed of a cheetah / Live a-'
Seriously, f*ck off.