10 Absolutely RIDICULOUS Wrestling Theme Lyrics

6. Kelly Kelly - Holla

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There's a very good chance you haven't heard the lyrics to 'Holla', even if you've heard the song itself several times. You heard it twice in as many minutes, her matches were that short, but those vocals, f*ck. Floaty and auto-tuned and as overproduced as an episode of RAW, you can barely decipher them.

Those that have wished they had not.

Desiree Jackson starts banging on about being in a club and wanting her man back. If that man ain't taking that, then 'Holla Holla'. Mercifully, much of the verse is whispered. But not all of it.

'Ooh, this beat is hot, tonight it's on / I'm feeling sexy, I want to be in control'

Best learn how to run the ropes, then.

'Handle on my business, I'm not afraid / I'm doing nothing and I'm doing this'

Well? Are you doing nothing, or something? What the f*ck is that lyric? 'I'm doing nothing and I'm doing this'? Is it meant to convey a sort of effortlessness, like 'I'm barely trying, and I'm still doing it'? Because Kelly Kelly didn't make it look effortless, particularly. What does any of this have to do with pro wrestling?

It's almost as if Kelly Kelly wasn't in WWE for her technique, after all...

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