1. The Undertaker "The Man In Black"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo1rvx8zRTw As we saw with the Bret Hart entry before, WrestleMania: The Album is a gold mine of awful wrestling songs sung by wrestlers. Now some fans think that Undertakers run as The American Badass character killed his mystique. Well then what the hell did this song do? How did he survive this? The man in Black has got a Tombstone just for you. Dance with the Taker! he commands. Nah, I think Ill take a pass on that offer. I would rather not dance with you, but thanks anyway. Perhaps Kane would be interested? Well, besides the questionable lyrics, the synthezier was put to good use. Takers voice also was in full force, and its a wonder that he didnt sing all his theme songs. Takess voice soothes my troubled spirit when he gently whispers about rotting flesh. Oh Taker, you old sweet talker! While many have speculated that The Undertaker has largely disappeared from the wrestling world due to injuries and his desire to raise a family, I say its probably due to his desire to release a full length album.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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